My favorite holiday...

I must say that four years ago, halloween became my favorite holiday. This reason is not because females dress in the skankiest outfits they can find and pretend to not realize it. No, my reason for this move is because of the beautiful leaves turning color on the trees, and then falling to the ground. The reds and yellows and oranges are vibrint and full of life. The air is cold and fresh. Department stores sell candy and chocolet by the pound. The time of year gives us reason to cozy up with our segnificant others, and football is still in season. Wait, did I say the reason halloween is my favorite holiday is not because of the girls? Boy was I wrong. Females for some reason find joy in showing as much skin as posible for halloween. The first time I noticed it felt bad for looking. I would try my best to direct my eyes in another direction, and be as considerate as I could. But year after year girls seem to find ways to dress more and more scandoluse. I feel that it is wrong for girls to do this to such a young boy as myself. My sister, of all people, told me she was going to dress as a gangster for halloween. Ok, no problem. When I meet her and her friends at the bar, I was in shock. The first words out of my mouth were not "hey, good to see you, havn't seen you in a while." The were, "what happened to you're pants? Did you lose them?" Undoutedly she took them off somewhere and left them. "Nope, this is my costume," she replied. I was flaborgasted. I did however appreceate her friends following suit.

Costumes for halloween used to be, for us guys, the most gorry, bloody, discusting outfits we could possibly come up with. Now the costume is more for humor. Who can come up with the funniest costume. I saw a guy walking around as a kissing booth, with much success. No way would we ever see a girl wearing that costume.

The idea of halloween has changed drasticlly in the last years for me. I will say thank you to those girls who's goals are to out-skank there friends.